The Higher Ed Halfbacks went without a loss for the second consecutive week! This was the BYE week for the squad from Rackley. Surviving the bye is not an easy feat - John Cheslock’s Cleveland Browns could probably find a way to snag a loss.
Wednesday’s season finale is against the Dumpster Scroungers. If nothing else, the Higher Ed team should be cleaner and better smelling than their trash-diving foes. Team members Wil del Pilar and Jordan Humphrey have decided to avoid the stench and will be fleeing to Canada, so the team will be playing shorthanded. We’ll see if Phil Blackman’s presence this week can make up for their absence for the Higher Ed Halfbacks to continue their non-losing ways. Asked about the team’s prognosis for the playoffs, Team Captain David Knight said, “Playoffs!?!? You’re talking about playoffs? Playoffs!?!?” Then Knight had a change of heart: “Well, I suppose even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then, so you never know.”
All are welcome to support the team at the fields by the IM Building. The game will begin at 8:00.
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